ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

(via donuht)

growlithed:

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

(Source: terrorkion, via donuht)

coral-fangs:

comealongmisspond:

vajoochie:

how do boys look good without makeup

Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it

shots fired

(via averagefairy)

sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

(via donuht)

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

(via tipslip)

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

(Source: feministpunkmermaid, via tipslip)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via donuht)

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

(via tipslip)

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